Wednesday, 25 September 2013

All the Eights Pt 2

This is the second in the series of snapshots of my life. The first was last month. (Any suggestions for a better title?)


In 1963, I turned eighteen but in some ways still felt like a kid. As for most teenagers, there had been conflictions (because I knew better and it was about me), but I didn't take life too seriously and was in no hurry to grow up. Perhaps my main fear was that I didn't have full control, but to be honest, Mum and Dad gave me plenty of scope to do my own thing.

I was the oldest kid at home in 1963 because John had moved to the military college at Duntroon in Canberra. Despite this, there were still five siblings at home—four boys had been joined by our sister, Janette, who was born in 1961. (She arrived overnight, because I was ironing my hockey shirt on a Saturday morning in May, prior to playing in a match for Brighton High School, when Dad came out bleary-eyed from a sleep-in to tell me we had a baby sister).

We moved from Woodville North to Glengowrie, near Glenelg, in the middle of 1959, after Mum and Dad had been sixteen years in the little fibro house. They'd been saving during that time to build their own home, bought the block of land at 26 Kipling Avenue, and then built a beaut modern brick house which was home to me until the end of 1964.

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In 1963 I was enrolled as a student at the Wattle Park Teachers' College in Kensington, after completing high school and being granted a scholarship to train as a primary teacher. The scholarship also paid for my enrolment at Adelaide University as a part-time student and the Teachers' College allowed me time to do a couple of university subjects per year towards an Arts degree.

I lived at home during the College years—apart from course costs the scholarship was not much more than loose pocket money paid fortnightly and Mum and Dad agreed that I needn't pay them board, for which I was grateful.  At that time I was able to have various half-days at home because of my time-table, and with the other boys at school and Jan perhaps having a nap, Mum and I were able to have chats about everything under the sun, including stuff I was studying like child psychology, and this is something I've never forgotten.

To get to Wattle Park, I used to walk across to catch a bus which went up Anzac Highway to the city, switch to a second bus that went up Kensington Road to the end of the line, and then a short walk to the college. Occasionally I caught the tram into the city but there was more walking involved.

After a few months of commuting from the coast to the foothills via the city, I bought a second-hand Vespa scooter for a few pounds and used that to commute to College, saving money in fares and about an hour each way in time. The year before I did some driving lessons in the family car with Mum as my instructor and then got a driving licence, but I don't remember ever borrowing the car—I don't think it would have been allowed. Anyway, the Vespa made me independent.

The Vespa was a two-stroke 150cc Gran Sport, which meant it had four gears instead of three and more power than the 125cc standard model, as well as rider and pillion seating in one piece instead of separate seats. I had it less than two years but had a lot of fun and only crashed it three times.

The third time was the worst, when I ran into the back of a delivery van that pulled up suddenly in front of me. I know! It was my fault! Unluckily, I wasn't wearing my helmet (not compulsory at the time). Luckily, my head hit one of the small windows in the rear barn doors and broke it, which meant that instead of being dead from hitting the metal (testimony of ambo), I spent one night in hospital with concussion.

I learnt fairly quickly how to strip the Vespa down and perform maintenance tasks. The cylinder head was always coking up with black soot. The early warning was that the motor would splutter and lose power. I would shift down through the gears using engine compression to coax the scooter past parked cars enough to get out of the traffic stream. The immediate road-side solution was to remove the spark plug and extract the sliver of soot that closed the spark plug gap, a twenty-minute job. The longer-term solution, a Sunday afternoon job, was to remove the cylinder head and de-coke it, and this would be good for a month or so. From being ultra-careful, soaking the cylinder head in petrol and gently brushing with a toothbrush, I progressed over the months to scraping ruthlessly and unsympathetically with a large screwdriver!

One morning, I was on my way to a University English exam in the city when the Vespa refused to perform according to requirements and I had to remove coke from the spark plug not once but twice. I was greasy, hot and bothered, and an hour late for the three hour exam which I had no hope of passing. One exam question asked for an exposition of "braggadocio" in literature; I was in such a mood that I seized on this and wrote extensively in the time available about Tony Braggadocio, a fish and chips shop owner, not so much a short story as incoherent rambling. I didn't pass the exam.

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When we moved to Glengowrie in 1959 I was in my second year at Woodville High School and knew many of my classmates from primary school. The new start I had to make at Brighton High School was traumatic to some extent, in a new environment, knowing no-one. This was exacerbated by the fact that the subjects I was studying did not transfer fully to the new school. In the academic stream I was in, I studied both Latin and History, but at Brighton these were alternatives; in another time-slot two subjects were offered, but I wasn't doing either of those. The solution was that I would study History on my own in the library in that latter time-slot, and seek assistance when required—I was fourteen at the time—not a recipe for making new friends and fitting in, but I survived it.

I know now that I should have given up Latin. I loved it for the Roman history, and translations were like jigsaws or word puzzles, always a challenge. But I didn't apply myself to the rigour of learning the intricacies involved. I failed the fourth year exam and had to sit a supplementary exam in the summer holidays in order to matriculate. My marks were just good enough to give me a second chance. I vividly remember sitting in the backyard shed with its corrugated iron roof, sweltering in a heatwave, the table-tennis table strewn with my Latin books and notes, and the sweat pouring off me as I laboriously translated Ovid and tried to make my translation sound poetic. I did pass the supplementary exam, though.

But to top off the story, when I started at University I enrolled in Latin, convinced that it was an essential foundation of a well-rounded education! Of course, I failed the exam.

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Settling into Brighton High School and the new neighbourhood was made amazingly easier by the fact that our street was full of teenaged boys, with ages spanning a couple of years similar to Peter and me. Chris lived across the street and was in my home class at school. We became friends. Jock lived next door to Chris, was slightly younger and didn't go to our school, but over time he became a closer friend because we had many interests in common.

In those days we still had no television in our house and had to keep occupied in other ways. It's not possible to describe how teenage boys think and dream up weird activities, but we did have a camaraderie exemplified by the fact that the "Kipling Kids" from our street pushed a bath on wheels from the Glenelg beachfront to the Adelaide CBD to raise funds for the Children's Hospital annual appeal.
 The photo shows that we were all fashionable in board shorts despite the lack of surf (or surfboards) anywhere near where we lived. Jock is on the left, Peter sitting down in the bath on the left and me standing on the right.

In the last couple of years of high school my interests were largely non-academic. I played tennis and hockey, and was interested in cars and bikes, music and the beach.

I had a bicycle while still in primary school and rode to school for a couple of years even though it was only about 700 metres.  Woodville High was about 1.2km south and an easy ride. My bike was a hand-me-down from John, with no gears and no hand-brakes, just a coaster hub brake. Before we left Woodville, we made trips by bike to Henley Beach for swimming, about 10 km, and east to Windsor Gardens to visit a friend of John, roughly 12km uphill. At the time, these were like epic journeys to unexplored country even though the distances were not great.

In the summer holidays at Glengowrie, probably in 1961, I worked in a casual job as an assistant to a truck driver delivering blocks of ice to caravan parks and customers who had no refrigerator but only an icebox. With some of my pay I bought a brand-new, two-tone blue Healing bike. It had a three-speed Sturmey Archer rear hub and handbrakes, quite unfamiliar to me. I loved it and apart from spending a lot of time cleaning and maintaining it, I would race as fast as possible to and from school, about 2.5km. The bike meant that the whole district, from Jetty Road, Glenelg to the Brighton Jetty and beyond, was accessible to an exploring teenager.

But I was also interested in cars and kept abreast of all new developments. For several years I used much of my pocket money to buy Wheels and Sports Car World magazines every month. I had a predilection for small exotic cars such as the Goggomobil Dart and NSU Printz. For a long time my favourite car was the Fiat 500 Bambino (I took a photo of a pale-blue one near the Patawalonga Creek) and I was impressed by the Volkswagen wins in round-Australia rallies against bigger, more powerful competitors. During boring lessons at school my doodling was often futuristic car designs.

In 1963 I bought my first car for a few pounds. It was a 1932 Austin Seven tourer. I also bought a second car with an aluminium racing body for spare parts. The plan was to restore the Austin to its former glory, with help from Dad. The body was formed over a wooden frame, some of which was rotten, and I remember that Dad meticulously shaped hardwood replacement pieces for the curved leading door-frame edges so that the door hinges had something solid to be fixed into. We sprayed the body British racing green and the mudguards black. It looked magnificent. However, when I left Adelaide at the end of 1964 it was still not finished and I gave it to Lester—I never did get to drive it.

While that was happening, my friend Jock from across the street bought a huge limousine, an Austin Twelve from around 1929 with leather upholstery and tons of interior space, and I helped him work on that to restore it (I said earlier we had similar interests!). I can remember spending Sunday afternoons in the shed of Jock's grandfather where the car was stored, lounging in the huge rear tan-leather seat, listening to pop music while refurbishing brass-work like the massive headlights.

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I began playing hockey at Woodville High School, where the coach was Gerry Phillips, my Latin teacher. He was an excellent mentor who knew how to nurture players and went on to become the state men's coach. He taught me the value of being left-handed on the left side of the field.

Being left-handed, I played left half-back, the theory being that as the opposing right-winger rampaged down the right flank against the boundary line, protecting the ball with his body, I could lean across, while running alongside with the extended stick in my left hand, and steal the ball with a neat flick of my dominant wrist. Sometimes it worked.

The interest in hockey was not so great when I moved to Brighton High and I think we coached ourselves. Most weeks we were thrashed by the other schools. However, I think I was able to pull off the left-handed steal just sufficiently for my team-mates to think I wasn't such a bad player. (I forgot to mention that hockey sticks are all right-handed and no-one can tell if you are left-handed—it's like a secret weaponin my mind anyway).
 I'm second from the left in this photo, playing for Brighton High at West Beach.

At the Teachers' College there were enough of us to form a hockey team and we played in the district competition. Again we had no coach and had little time to practise together. We were often short a player and couldn't take matches too seriously, so we never won. I enjoyed playing in bare feet which was unconventional, to say the least. It made me feel more nimble and alert, but was obviously fraught with danger and not viable if the grass was wet and slippery.

Peter and I began playing tennis while still at Woodville. There was a tennis club in Thirteenth Avenue, less than three hundred metres from home and we often went to play after school. After we moved to Glengowrie we joined the Holdfast Tennis Club, on the eastern side of the Glenelg Oval, and played matches on Saturday afternoon. I also played some Saturday morning matches for Brighton High but suspect I was only a fill-in. I like to think that I had a hard, flat serve, and being left-handed could surprise my opponent. Unfortunately, my most consistent play was the double fault. It wasn't long before Peter could beat me all the time and I stopped playing once I left high school.

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For the last year or so of high school I had a girl friend, Liz. The peer group I was part of began to pair off for social occasions—everything from school dances to afternoons lounging around on the beach—and it was important to not be the odd one out. Being the odd one out was untenable, given the condescension involved in feigning attention to the odd one out's riveting conversation while kissing one's girlfriend.

Liz's mother, a single mum, worked on the weekends as a dancing instructor and sometimes we went into the city to indulge in ball-room dancing. I learnt the rudiments of the military three-step and the Canadian barn-dance to the dulcet tones of the twin saxophones of the Billy Vaughn orchestra, but I never became either adept or enthusiastic.

Without female siblings (until I was sixteen) as role models, I understood that girls were on a completely different wave-length and I wouldn't have been the first boy to feel gauche in dealing with the opposite sex. I can remember the agony of deciding what to buy Liz for a Christmas or birthday present!

The naughty bits were mostly confined to standing in the shadows against the huge stone gateposts at Liz's place, after an evening at the pictures or similar, pressing close and fondling until Liz's Mum, realising we must be home by now, would call out from the front of the house, end of story.

While at Wattle Park, I did fall in love once (and she rode pillion on my Vespa once!) but didn't have a "steady" girlfriend, and I was involved in groups that didn't necessitate having a partner, so that I only occasionally dated a girl to go to the pictures or a dance.

In 1963 I joined the college Bushwalking Club, and the Tea and Damper Club, which was interested in traditional bush music. The membership of the two groups was intertwined. Activities included meetings where we made music and had sing-alongs, went on picnics to do the same thing, and went bushwalking, from day trips to long weekends.

The longest walk I did was a ten-day excursion in the Flinders Ranges. About a dozen of us drove in a truck to Wilpena Pound. We carried all our supplies for that period in backpacks and walked west and north of the Pound to such places as Edeowie Creek and Aroona Valley in a long circular walk. We relied on finding water on the way, usually at stock watering points, and once, when one of these was dry, we walked in the dark to find the next one, rather than walk in the heat of the next day without water. I suppose we felt like early explorers.
A photo taken on our big walk. Notice the complete lack of any sleeping mats or pillows, only groundsheets.

I started playing harmonica at this time and could play enough "by ear" to provide some accompaniment to the singing around the campfire. Incidentally, the Tea and Damper Club (named from a song title) was started by Graham Jenkin, my senior by a couple of years and teaching at Coober Pedy in 1963. He wrote some wonderful ballads of his own and did much to collect old folk songs.

As an aside, in April 1964 a group of us were dropped off at dusk on Sunday evening in the city after a weekend of bushwalking, weary, smelly, and covered in dust. On our way to public transport and home, packs on our backs, we walked past a row of people, extending more than a block, preparing to camp on the footpath like destitute homeless folk. It transpired that they were making an early queue to buy tickets to the Adelaide Beatles concerts!

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At the College I was taught what was considered necessary to become a primary school teacher—everything from how to teach multiplication and division to stages in the life cycle of a frog. As well as methodology we were also given the essential background knowledge. While we were taught the basics of music theory and notation, we also had to learn a musical instrument. The default instrument was the recorder—class tuition was provided, and there's nothing more calculated to turn anyone against music than the sound of twenty recorders in unison trying to play the same notes.

In my case, I soon enjoyed the thrill of being able to translate what was in my head to audible music and I was soon attempting (on the recorder!) jazz standards that I'd been listening to, usually on my back in my bedroom, but at least once in the College music classroom, to general incredulity.

Colin Thiele, the well-known author of childrens' books like Storm Boy, was a lecturer at Wattle Park. I joined his elective sessions in creative writing. A handful of us met once a week in his office and discussed work which we had submitted for his criticism. I was writing poetry at the time, some of which was made available for his comment, and I still appreciate the advice I received (much of which involved metaphor and similes, which I don't seem to have adopted very well, but mostly he said to write what you know). He went on to become vice-Principal and then Principal of the College after I left.

In the second year of my training, I joined the specialist group in the Rural Course, learning how to cope with teaching in a one-teacher school with all grades from one to seven. (I'm proud to say that in my career I possibly taught in more one-teacher schools than almost any teachers). There were practice sessions at Netley Primary where several classes were set up as model one-teacher schools, including lots of sets of siblings as is found in the bush in a one-roomed school. It took hours to prepare lessons! I worked for a fortnight at Inman Valley school and boarded on a dairy farm, my first taste of country living.

We Ruralies saw ourselves as a breed apart, willing to do the tough stuff, and were usually the same group that were bushwalking and enjoyed shearing songs. In my case, I couldn't wait to get out of the city. (In fact I was offered another year at Wattle Park to complete my uni degree, but rejected it in favour of getting out of Adelaide).

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At the end of 1960 I drove with Mum and Dad to Perth (the other boys went under John's care on the train). The road from Port Augusta to Norseman was hundreds of kilometres of corrugated gravel and bull-dust, my first proper taste of the outback. I loved it and have never forgotten that introduction. I got my first camera, a Kodak Brownie 127, shortly before this and I still have a couple of photos from the trip, including one of a rabbiter's truck filled to overflowing with hundreds of rabbit carcases, taken at Balladonia.

In the summer of 1962-3, Jock and I drove his Ford "100E" on a coming-of age trip into Victoria. We spent Christmas Eve in Lorne and New Year's Eve in Lakes Entrance, camping in a tiny tent just big enough for four with a bit of stacking, if it became necessary (usually not). Then we travelled north on the Omeo road, a primitive dirt track—Jock scraped the cliff face once, and further on hit a wallaby—and after a day or so in Bright we had run out of money, spending more than planned on hangovers, and we made a beeline for home.

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Up until 1963, my musical interests were almost limited to pop music. This meant following the "hit parade" or "Top 40" by listening to commercial radio and clipping the "chart" from the newspaper once a week.

Perversely, I didn't like the mass of pop music—normally my favourites never reached the top ten. I liked 'proper' rock 'n' roll (my term), some instrumentals, and the odd song whose lyrics, gimmick or sound made it stand out from the crowd.

"Proper" rock 'n' roll was always up-tempo with plenty of heavy rhythm and mongrel vocal, with or without angst. No ballads, no tin pan alley written for profit. There was She's My Baby (Johnny O'Keefe), Hippy Hippy Shake (Chan Romero) and Let's Have a Party (Wanda Jackson). I used to be an Elvis fan in the 1950s but can't think of anything decent he did in the 1960s.

There were some songs I enjoyed for their quirkiness or clever lyrics. Multiplication (Bobby Darin) and Does Your Chewing Gum (Lonnie Donegan) spring to mind.

I was very much into instrumental music (possibly not having to listen to banal pop lyrics), especially with a bit of panache. Joey's Song (Bill Haley) probably put me on this track a few years earlier. I can think of Wabash Blues (The Viscounts), Wonderland by Night (Louis Prima) or Mexico (Bob Moore), from that time. Surf music soon became the big craze (taking over from the Shadows). I often rode the Vespa to Somerton or Seacliff Lifesavers on the beach for the Saturday night dance, stomping the night away in board shorts. Pipeline (the Chantays) would have been played every week (along with Apache).

Instrumental music, which included Kenny Ball, Acker Bilk and Dave Brubeck's Take Five, led to my interest in jazz. By 1963 I was listening to an eclectic mix of jazz, both live and recorded, from New Orleans traditional and big band all the way to bebop. I can remember sitting in Jock's loungeroom, watching his latest LP rotate on the turntable and listening to the piano of Thelonius Monk. At one point Monk calls out "Quarter tone! Quarter tone!" Not only did Jock and I discuss at length how this could be done on the piano but Jock went around for weeks injecting the phrase into any conversation with suitable American accent.

In 1963 and '64 I loved frequenting the jazz clubs in Hindley Street and Grenfell Street, downstairs in a tiny setting where you could almost touch the clarinet player and the sounds were all in and around your head. I still have a unique compilation LP record pressed on vinyl with the tracks selected by me from tape recordings of one of the clubs, featuring bands like the Adelaide Allstars.

My record collection soon included albums by Duke Ellington, Chris Barber and Zoot Sims; my grandmother, Mum Mort, even gave me a Gerry Mulligan album for my birthday.

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The joke among Wattle Park Ruralies was that if you applied to teach in the South-East you would be appointed to the Far North or anywhere except the South-East (in order to toughen us up). At the end of the course, in our appointment applications, we were required to nominate three districts in order of preference. I knew of the Muloorina sheep station from meeting my predecessor when he came back to visit Wattle Park, and also from Donald Campbell's presence there when he broke the land speed record on Lake Eyre. On my application I wrote no district name but wrote "Muloorina", with no second or third choice.

 I think the Education Department got the message that I was serious. At the end of 1964, with an appointment slip in my hand, I rushed into the Norwood Hotel, where the Ruralies were gathered to compare appointments, and screamed that I'd got Muloorina.  Much rejoicing and celebration.

Thus I turned my back on the city. I left home and began a long teaching career while I was still nineteen. I spent two happy years at Muloorina in 1964-5.
This was an attempted self-portrait of the fully-fledged teacher in the flat at Muloorina Station, complete with record player and treble recorder.

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Coming next . . . 1973

Saturday, 7 September 2013

Ommel 2005

   I've been sorting through digital photos so that one day I might actually find what I'm looking for. Anyway, I revisited a set of photos that I took in 2005 and decided that they are the makings of a good photo essay.  

   The subject is Ommel, the farm at Pearsondale near Sale in Victoria, that Doortje's parents acquired in the late 1960s. This photo is part of the introduction, showing the lady of the manor and her daughter looking out over the property.

   The photos were all taken in an hour or so and my aim was to preserve some of the sights that had become so familiar over the years that we ignored them. This shot featuring the old hay cart was taken in the implement shed.

   A favourite place for me was the edge of the swamp where this carcase of a 1940s sedan rested for the forty years that I knew the place. I thought it was photogenic and took lots of shots.

   As the sun got lower and the light got better, I took more and more shots of the late summer grass.  This shows the decommissioned dairy.

   All I did to complete the set was to choose forty photos that could be cropped to 16:9 without detracting from the composition. You can see the results at

   I recommend that you click on the first photo in the set and when you see the three dots in the bottom right-hand corner, click on this and choose "view Slideshow". (Flickr is hopeless to work out). There are no descriptions for the photos.

Friday, 6 September 2013

Op Shop Selections

This post is about the LP records you find, usually in plastic milk crates or torn, scuffed cardboard cartons, in charity op shops and second-hand shops.  There are some records you will never find in such shops, and some you will always be able to find.  This is about the latter, also known generally as easy-listening or middle of the road albums.

The main criterion for selection is the chance of finding the record in an op shop (nothing to do with musical excellence). I'm proud to present my Top 12 of op shop records.

1. The clear winner is Mitch Miller (and the Gang).  There will be several albums in the shop containing Meet Me in St Louis, Louis, (and several Mitch Miller albums) but this one could not be beaten. A large proportion of the op shop collection will be "sing along" records, or homogenised, generic house-band compilations that will make you sing along to avoid listening to the production.

2. Singalonga Max - Max Bygraves.  Max was the English equivalent of the American, Mitch Miller, so now all bases are covered. Volumes 1 - 10 will also be available at different times, but how could you go past the cover of Vol 4?

3. The highest ranked of the various musicals from the 1960s and 1970s (the era we are essentially dealing with here) is undoubtedly South Pacific. Besides the genuine soundtrack album there may also be several homogenised, generic house-band versions with no indication of who does what.

4. You will never find an Elvis album, or a Beatles album, but you will always find a Gene Pitney album. Don't ask me why. And the Gene Pitney album will have a cover like this. Or it will be a Tom Jones album. In which case there will be a girl on the cover.

5. Winifred Atwell was a honky-tonk pianist who played ragtime like Scott Joplin. Unlike Joplin, enough people bought her records to keep the op shops well-supplied. Her records were all an inch thick and as heavy as a door-stop. I'm not really sure why she didn't use her normal piano or if we would have known the difference. She was a good pianist but not for a whole record.

6. Both Bing Crosby and Christmas records are well-represented in op shops, usually with White Christmas in the title or among the tracks, and this easily canters into the Top 12.

7. Three factors, none of which may be sufficient on its own, form a winning combination when present together. I refer, of course, to movie themes, an easy-listening orchestra, and nudity on the record cover.  The first two of these are found in abundance in the op shop, the third may be limited in some religious establishments known for their wowsery.

8. Is there such a thing as easy-listening, middle of the road classical music? Of course there is, and you'll find it in abundance in your nearest op shop. There could be no better example than the James Last big band playing Fur Elise in the manner of Trumpet A' Go Go without the piano. James Last sold thousands of records in the UK and Australia, and they are now in Frankston op shops.

9. Lots of op shop records are on such labels as Music for Pleasure, Fontana, Reader's Digest and World Record Club.  This example, of "hits" such as American Pie played by an anonymous band and chorus, so that all tracks sound the same despite their diversity in original form, is typical of the compilation genre. There is in fact nothing better about the whole package than the cover art, and that is just silly.

10. Mantovani was one of dozens of bandleaders making records in the 1960s and 70s. Names such as Victor Sylvester, Andre Kostelanetz, Nelson Riddle, Les Baxter were all pioneers of easy listening music and can be found in the op shop.  Mantovani was popular - think of Take the 'A' Train played by saccharine strings - and is always available.

11. I have no idea why Frankie Laine was popular in Australia, but the fact is you'll never find a Slim Dusty album in an op shop, whereas Hell Bent for Leather comes in at no 11. Heaven forbid that marketing might have played a part. Other artists who are similarly well represented include Johnny Mathis, Kamahl, John Denver and Doris Day.

12. I attribute the proliferation of Nana Mouskouri records to the success of her TV shows, or some unknown factor. Most of her popular records were like this one - a collection of French songs including Guantanamera.  Interestingly, the good records she made, of Greek songs, accompanied by the Athenians, cannot be found in op shops.

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Some honourable mentions (Ones I couldn't bear to leave out):

Presumably no-one bought this to hear the Glen Miller Orchestra (they would have been disappointed), but perhaps for the Louis Armstrong bonus tracks!

This is as close as the op shop gets to real classical music, from an obscure label with no known orchestra or conductor, a strange bloke on the cover who looks like Governor Bligh, and "AS SEEN ON TV".

Bert Kaempfert, Billy Vaughn, and Acker Bilk, are three musicians I can think of who subsumed their talent in easy-listening music for profit and are well-represented in the op shop.  This record was half good and my Mum had a copy.

Liberace (Libber-archie) was a flamboyant effeminate piano player apparently loved by all. There are dozens of Liberace records, so you'll always find one, and if you're tempted, one is all you'll need. I can't imagine that this record was made to give anyone pleasure except Liberace and his bank manager.

The Hammond organ, after being the accompaniment in picture theatres for silent movies, made only a brief comeback as the preferred accompaniment for the sing along, but there is still always one record featuring Hammond in every op shop. (I admit the album shown would be a rare find - most Klaus Wunderlich records feature pictures of girls, the preferred accompaniment to 1960s easy listening).

 Helmut Zacharias was another band leader we often heard on our radios, with orchestra of mostly strings to make the sound "easy" and require no response from the listener.  There is a recording of Strauss waltzes in every op shop, mostly made by session musicians called the Reader's Digest Light Orchestra or something similar.

There are records of My Fair Lady, Fiddler on the Roof, The King and I, Pyjama Game, Oklahoma and Calamity Jane available periodically so that you'll be able to find at least one of them. Of course, you can always find South Pacific (see above). I imagine because they are not middle of the road enough, West Side Story or Carmen Jones are never available.

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If you can see any anomalies or glaring omissions, please let me know in the comments below.